Monday 24 September 2012

Power Searching with Google is Back


If you missed Power Searching with Google a few months ago or were unable to complete the course the first time around, now’s your chance to sign up again.
In this free online course, you will learn about the tools that will help you find information online quickly and easily.

The community-based course features six 50-minute classes along with interactive activities and the opportunity to hear from search experts and Googlers about how search works. Beginning September 24, you can take the classes over a two-week period, share what you learn with other students in a community forum, and complete the course assessments to earn a certificate of completion.

During the course’s first run in July, people told google how they not only liked learning about new features and more efficient ways to use Google, but they also enjoyed sharing tips and learning from one another through the forums and Hangouts. Ninety-six percent of people who completed the course also said they liked the format and would be interested in taking similar courses, so we plan to offer a suite of upcoming courses in the coming months, including Advanced Power Searching.

Stay tuned for further announcements on those upcoming courses, and don’t forget to register now for Power Search with google. You’ll learn about things like how to search by color, image, and time and how to solve harder trivia questions like the A Google a Day questions. We’ll see you when we start up in a few days!

Sunday 2 September 2012

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Named The Chancellor of Lautech



The governments of Oyo and Osun states, Tuesday, appointed former Lagos State governor and National Leader of the Action Congress of Nigeria, ACN, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, as Chancellor of Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, LAUTECH, Ogbomoso. LAUTECH, jointly owned by the two state  governments, was established by the old Oyo State in  1988. A statement in Ibadan, by Dr. Festus Adedayo, Special Adviser to Governor Abiola Ajimobi on Media, said the choice of Tinubu, a financial
expert, accountant and administrator, was  arrived at after extensive deliberations between the governments of the two owner - states. He said Tinubu is expected to bring his administrative ingenuity and vast experience in public management to bear on the running of the institution and reposition it to meet the  standard of its peers all over the world.

However, The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the South-West has described the appointment of former
Governor of Lagos State and Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) leader, Bola Ahmed Tinubu as the
Chancellor of the Ladoke Akintola University (LAUTECH), Ogbomoso as an insult on the academic community in Nigeria. The party, which called on all stakeholders in the Nigeria’s tertiary institutions, especially the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) to stand against the appointment said; “appointing a man who forged his academic certificates as Chancellor of a university will further debase the academic integrity of the country’s universities.” PDP Zonal Publicity Secretary, Hon. Kayode Babade said in a statement issued in Ibadan today, that; “it will be suicidal to holders of academic certificates from Nigeria tertiary institutions if we continue to debase our academic integrity with appointments of people with questionable integrity as heads of our universities.”

The PDP said it was not surprised that the ACN governments in Oyo and Osun States could take their worship of Tinubu as their gods to the ridiculous level of appointing him as head of a university in spite of his known record as a certificates forger, because the ACN the itself is peopled by men of questionable characters. “It is on record that Tinubu forged certificate of Government College, Ibadan and submitted same to the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) in 1999 as part of his academic credentials. “Tinubu also went further to claim in INEC FORM CF. 001 and the affidavit sworn to at Ikeja High Court
of Justice on December 29, 1998 that he did attended and obtained O’ Level certificate from Government College, Ibadan. “In the same INEC Form CF. 001, Tinubu lied that he was a Certified Public Accountant (CPA) in the United States.

 “Curiously however, in the INEC Form he filled in 2003, Tinubu did not include these two academic claims. He simply wrote; ‘Not Applicable’ on both his O’ Level and Post Graduate qualifications, meaning that he (Tinubu) knew that he actually lied about his attendance of Government College, Ibadan and qualification as a Certified Public Accountant. “Courtesy of ACN Governors Rauf Aregbesola and Abiola Ajimobi of Osun and Oyo States respectively, such a character is now the one to preside over the Convocation ceremonies of LAUTECH where certificates will be issued. This is insulting! “The academic community must therefore rise in defence of LAUTECH and protect its integrity from being debased on the alter of politics of god-fatherism being practised in the ACN,” PDP said. ok enough of the politics talk..it's all bullshit anyway *xcuse my german ;)* my main worry here is if our(yelz i'm a ladokite) school fee isn't gonna sky rocket like *coughs* u knw..and i do hope he's coming to "undeform" this axis.

Saturday 25 August 2012

CBN SET TO INTRODUCE THE NEW 5000 NAIRA NOTE SOON





   Ok, that was just me messing with photoshop! but seriously, CBN is set to introduce the N5000 note and guess whose face(s) would be on it, yeah u guessed right or did you guess wrong?! smh, why would i waste 5minutes of my life trying to fuse the picture of the women and the ojukwu version of the note if they have nothing to do with the N5000 naira bill.

Here is a brief bio of the women who made it to the N5000 note:

1. Funmilayo Ransom Kuti (1900-1979) was a teacher, a political campaigner, women's right activist and traditional aristocrat. Ransom kuti's political activism led to her being described as the doyen of female rights in nigeria, as well as to her being regarded as "The Mother of Africa." And just so you know, she is the first woman to drive a car in nigeria and the mother of the famous Fela Anikulapo Kuti :) [right]

2. Hajiya Gambo Sawaba (1933-2011) was an independent political activist who was a supporter of the pro-masses Northern Elements Progressive union (NEPU). Her political activities during during the period earned her persecutions from both the colonial authorities and the native administrations which resulted in her being incarcerated, according to her biography. [middle]

3. Margaret Ekpo (1914-2006) was a nigerian women's rights activist and social mobilizer who was a pioneering female politician in the country's first republic and was a leading member of a class of traditional Nigerian women activists. [left]

It's a good thing that we are having, for the first time, the face of a woman(women!) on the Naira note(O BOY IF PERSON LOST AM NA DIE O). And i hope and pray that the 10, 20, and the 50 Naira notes won't get relegated. oh! i didn't mention 5 Naira? sorry but it just doesn't seem to be able to get me anything reasonable in the market i.e it's been relegated. God Bless Nigeria.

Saturday 18 August 2012

ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN


EACH SPRING, FOR MANY YEARS, I have set myself the task of writing a personal statement of belief: a credo. When i was younger, the statement ran for many pages, trying to cover every base, with no loose ends. It sounded like a Supreme Court brief, as if words could resolve all conflicts about the meaning of existence.
     The Credo has grown shorter in recent years--sometimes cynical, sometimes bland-but i keep working at it. Recently I set out to get the statement pf personal belief down to one page in simple terms, fully understanding the naive idealism that implied.
     The inspiration for brevity came to me at a gasoline station. I managed to fill an old car's tank with super deluxe high-octane go-juice. My old hoopy couldn't handle it and got the willies--kept sputtering out at intersections and belching going downhill. I understand my mind and my spirit get like that from time to time. Too much high content information, and i get the existential willies--keep sputtering put at intersections where life choices must be made and I either know too much or not enough. The examined life is no picnic.
     I realized then that i already know most of what's necessary to live a meaningful life--that it isn't all that complicated. I know it. And have known it for a long, long time. Living it--well, that's another master, yes? Here's my Credo:
     ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate-school mountain, but there in the sand pile at Sunday School. These are the things I learned.

    * Share everything.
    * Play fair.
    * Don't hit people.
    * Put things back where you found them.
    * Clean up your own mess.
    * Don't take things that aren't yours.
    * Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
    * Wash your hands before you eat.
     Flush.
    * Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
    * Live a balanced life--learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
    * Take a nap every afternoon.
    * When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together.
    * Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
     Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup--they all die. So do we
     And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned--the biggest word of all--LOOK.

     Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and Love and basic sanitation. Ecology and Politics and equality and sane living.
     Take any of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or your work or your government or your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world it would be if we all (the whole world) had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or if all the governments had as a basic policy to always put things back where they found them and to clean up their own mess.
     And it is still true, no matter how old you are--when you go out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.

Sunday 8 July 2012


Hello peeps! i know i know i'm what some of u'd call a failed blogger. Well, i'm guilty as charged but it gets better right? Yea it does 'cos i'm on a quest to replace a particular bad habit (whats the bad habit right? nonoya bidness :D) with blogging/reading blogs since they said that it's easier to get rid of bad habits by replacing them with a new habit. I'm gonna be featuring some of the writings of Robert Fulghum, one of the most humorous writer i know plus he makes a lotta sense too. But before that, here's a little something an old jolly friend of mine(even though we're so not jolly friends anymore. What happened? Life) sent to me. It really touched me i must say. So i decided to share it with you guys. Enjoy.


                                                          FRIENDS




We make many friends,
Some become Dearest,
Some become Special,
Some We Fall in Love with,
Some go Abroad,
Some change their cities,
Some Leave us ,
We Leave some,
Some are in contact,
Some are not in contact,
Some don't contact,
because of their ego,
We don't contact some,
because of our ego,
Wherever they are,
However they are,
We still remember, Love, Miss, N Care about them because of the part they played in our life are forever in our MEMORY.

What would life be without friends, Empty. Appreciate your friends. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them & tell new friends you will never forget them. *Cheers To friendship*

Saturday 24 December 2011

slapsgiving

Its so funny the way people took the latest bishop oyedepo's issue, its not like he went on the street and slapped a random person, he slapped someone who claimed to be a withch. Whether she's truly a witch or nt i don't knw bt the fact remains that she claimed to be a witch and then the pastor "over reacted" (or not) and everybody goes about acting as if a saint just got a lapdance..i can't really figure out what is so strange in a pastor loosing his temper(or not), isn't he a human like u and me? Did Our lord Jesus Christ not get angry when they tried to turn the temple into a casino? It's nothing inhuman to get angry and if he actually slapped the girl out of not being able to control his temper, that is nothing inhuman too, as a matter of fact it's so human. In my humble opinion, i think the pastor did what he was compelled to do, and well, the pple are doing what they knw hw to do best.

p.s. pastor is not a synonym for perfect, at least nt yet.

Thursday 22 September 2011

Let the blogging begin!!

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous Actually who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There’s nothing enlightening about shrinking so other people won’t feel insecure around you. We were born to manifest the Glory of God that is within us. It ’s not just in some; it’s in all, everyone. And as we let our own light
shine we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence
automatically liberates others. ”

I think this is one of the most inpirational quotes i've come across. By the way, WELCOME TO MY BLOG.